[recording starts in the middle of some very triumphant laughing]

Wonderful... wonderful...wonderful!

[more hysterical laughing until the speaker chokes slightly and starts to cough]

[a pause.]

...There is nothing like a good breakfast in the morning.

[recording clicks off]

[the recording starts with something that sounds like hammering a pointed object into something thick and fleshy. there are some unintelligible mumbles before more hammering follows.]

...Ridiculously primitive equipment calls for ridiculously primitive measures... Before the first egg can even be completed, this will have to work out first...

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